Three stooges (unrelated to our celebrity stooges) walk into a bar. First one grabs a stool, bangs his fist on the bar and says: “Bartender, pull me a draft”. Second stooge smacks the first stooge on the back of the head, calls him a dummy, grabs the next stool, pounds his fist on the bar and says: “Bartender, cash me a draft”. Third stooge slaps the first two stooges, calls them idiots, grabs the third stool, and shouts in bartender’s face: “No drafting, just draw me the best beer”. The bartender smirks, slowly fills a glass to the rim, splashes it all over their faces and says: “here’s your fresh draft of beer”.
— This hit me spontaneously. Let me know if you find it funny! 🙂