Three stooges walk into a taco store. First stooge grabs a hard-shell taco, places it flat in front of the cashier and says: “fill it up”. The second stooge pushes the first stooge aside, grabs the taco, breaks it in half, puts the two pieces one on top of another and tells the cashier authoritatively: “Salami and mustard. Save the tomatoes”. The third stooge grabs the second stooge by the ear, drags him away, smashes the two taco pieces into tiny morsels, and confidently and softly tells the cashier: “Just mix half in my salad”.
It’s the first time I’m making up jokes. So if you don’t find them that funny, please don’t burn my effigy. These jokes are simply perspiration of a wandering mind. 😉